True Lies, v. 4

Vol. 4

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It's not James's fault that he's such a ladies man - it's simply in his nature. Also: he doesn't start the problem, he is the problem.

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James knows that there is a man spreading lies about James's mental health. James knows that it is this man, not he, who is mentally ill.

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James uses nasal spray.

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True Lies, v. 3

Vol. 3

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James is very sensitive with his money. He doesn't share it with significant others or spouses.

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There used to be only four women chasing James. Now there's five.

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James doesn't like homosexual men.

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True Lies, v. 2

Vol. 2

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James knows the Mayan calendar apocalypse is a hoax. There's probably gonna be some fireballs, but that's about it.

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James almost died today due to a well-cooked french fry. Things are going to get worse by this afternoon.

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James's dog is from the nicer side of town. She doesn't like it when people talk to her.

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True Lies: The Inner Juicebox of James Slaughter, v. 1

This is the city of Long Beach.


 In this city are some interesting people. Among them is James Slaughter, who is a really nice guy, but who also has a difficult time telling the truth. He's frequented both my jobs for a number of years (as well as all of Long Beach, on foot) and has claimed many things about himself. Over a period of time I've noted the things he's said to me, as well as to my coworkers, which I'm now going to document here in full. I'll be posting a new comment every day, so be on the lookout for a healthy amount of James factoids, as well as general errata.

Vol. 1

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Somebody in town is telling jokes that James's uncle used to tell. If you're that person, James is gonna have you whacked.

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James is an experienced poet, but he doesn't show anyone.

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James just took pictures of his brother's Hummer.

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