28 August 2013

True Lies: The Inner Juicebox of James Slaughter, v. 1

This is the city of Long Beach.


 In this city are some interesting people. Among them is James Slaughter, who is a really nice guy, but who also has a difficult time telling the truth. He's frequented both my jobs for a number of years (as well as all of Long Beach, on foot) and has claimed many things about himself. Over a period of time I've noted the things he's said to me, as well as to my coworkers, which I'm now going to document here in full. I'll be posting a new comment every day, so be on the lookout for a healthy amount of James factoids, as well as general errata.

Vol. 1

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Somebody in town is telling jokes that James's uncle used to tell. If you're that person, James is gonna have you whacked.

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James is an experienced poet, but he doesn't show anyone.

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James just took pictures of his brother's Hummer.

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